Why does the left make me hate them?
This is an AP story. This moron was waiting outside Karl Rove's house, saw that they left the garage open, so this creep took a bunch of pictures of it, and reported on it. Why must the press and the left be so stupid (I would say act stupid, but they're not acting, they are stupid)
Karl Rove's Garage Proves to Be TypicalOct 17 2:24 PM US/Eastern Email this story
By DARLENE SUPERVILLEAssociated Press Writer
WASHINGTON
He is "the architect" who steered George W. Bush to victory four times, twice as Texas governor and twice as president.
But can Karl Rove organize his own garage? Can the master of Bush's political planning figure out where to put the ladders, paint cans and cardboard boxes?
Rove's wife, Darby, raised the white garage door one morning last week to show journalists outside the million-dollar brick home that the deputy chief of staff, assistant to the president and senior adviser wasn't home. All the interest came on the eve of his testimony Friday before a grand jury investigating who in the White House might have revealed the identity of a CIA operative.
There was no car in the garage. And the stuff left behind turned out not to be much different from what gathers dust inside most American garages.
The inventory, seen from outside:
_Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6," "Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5.
I bet that's where he keeps slaves. . . where could those missing boxes be. . . .
_What appear to be paint cans stacked alongside a folded, folding chair.
They only APPEAR to be paint cans, but I bet they're filled with OIL, thus driving up the cost of gas
_A rather large wood crate marked "FRAGILE" and painted with arrows indicating which way is up. On top of the crate, two coolers.
The coolers contain bodyparts, no doubt from those poor Iraqis we are sincelessly killing
_A tall aluminum ladder.
Um. . . . .
_A snow shovel leaned in front of another cardboard box.
Uh. . . . .
_Wicker baskets inside of wicker baskets on top of a shelf running the length of the rear wall. Transparent plastic storage bins crammed with indiscernible stuff. Another cardboard box.
What's with all these boxes?
_In one corner, the rear wheel of a bicycle sticks out, along with what appears to be a helmet.
It only appears to be a helmet, but I bet it's some sort of mind reading device
_Another ladder, this one green, leaning sideways.
What a sick, sad man! A sideways ladder!!!
WHY IS THIS NEWS!?!?! Because they hate Bush, and any and all associated with him.
Karl Rove's Garage Proves to Be TypicalOct 17 2:24 PM US/Eastern Email this story
By DARLENE SUPERVILLEAssociated Press Writer
WASHINGTON
He is "the architect" who steered George W. Bush to victory four times, twice as Texas governor and twice as president.
But can Karl Rove organize his own garage? Can the master of Bush's political planning figure out where to put the ladders, paint cans and cardboard boxes?
Rove's wife, Darby, raised the white garage door one morning last week to show journalists outside the million-dollar brick home that the deputy chief of staff, assistant to the president and senior adviser wasn't home. All the interest came on the eve of his testimony Friday before a grand jury investigating who in the White House might have revealed the identity of a CIA operative.
There was no car in the garage. And the stuff left behind turned out not to be much different from what gathers dust inside most American garages.
The inventory, seen from outside:
_Some cardboard file boxes stacked one on top of the other, labeled "Box 6," "Box 4" and what appears to be "Box 7." No sign of boxes 1, 2, 3 and 5.
I bet that's where he keeps slaves. . . where could those missing boxes be. . . .
_What appear to be paint cans stacked alongside a folded, folding chair.
They only APPEAR to be paint cans, but I bet they're filled with OIL, thus driving up the cost of gas
_A rather large wood crate marked "FRAGILE" and painted with arrows indicating which way is up. On top of the crate, two coolers.
The coolers contain bodyparts, no doubt from those poor Iraqis we are sincelessly killing
_A tall aluminum ladder.
Um. . . . .
_A snow shovel leaned in front of another cardboard box.
Uh. . . . .
_Wicker baskets inside of wicker baskets on top of a shelf running the length of the rear wall. Transparent plastic storage bins crammed with indiscernible stuff. Another cardboard box.
What's with all these boxes?
_In one corner, the rear wheel of a bicycle sticks out, along with what appears to be a helmet.
It only appears to be a helmet, but I bet it's some sort of mind reading device
_Another ladder, this one green, leaning sideways.
What a sick, sad man! A sideways ladder!!!
WHY IS THIS NEWS!?!?! Because they hate Bush, and any and all associated with him.
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